"How To Seduce With Eye Sex"
by Carol Peletier
Step 1: Get him to nod and agree to eye sex.
Step 2: Make googly eyes at him, even when you’re both mad.
Step 3: Give him a long, hard stare during eye sex when he least expects it.
Step 4: When he initiates the eye sex for the first time, let him take the lead so he can build up his confidence.
Step 5: When he touches you for the first time, look back at him and give him a playful glance, leaving him slightly confused.
Step 6: When he smiles at you, give him the best fucking eye sex he’s ever had.
Step 7: Wear him out by having too much eye sex with him, so that you both can barely fucking breathe.
Step 8: Call him “Pookie” during eye sex, so he’ll think eye sex is fun and want to do it more often.
Step 9: Repeat steps 1-8 until real sex has been achieved.
Step 10: Feel free to dance and throw a party when you’ve managed to complete step 9.
It’s like a fucking cooking recipe. It’ll work if you have the right ingredients.
Daryl Dixon: What are we supposed to do about those two girls?
Rick Grimes: I told her we’d look after them. I haven’t told Tyreese yet. I don’t know how he’s gonna take it.
Daryl Dixon: Let’s go find out.
Not mine, I found her on Facebook.
Very gooddd!!!! LOL xD